“This book is a bit rubbish. I’ve read it a few times now and listened to the audio version as well and its still rubbish. I must listen to it again. It’s a pity we can’t get the Disbelief Suspension Powder here on Earth, it might make it a bit easier to get through.”
Geroge Melron 23 Adelade Gardens planet earth.

“I loved it but I’m afraid to go outside of my house now.”
Kirk Stropper author of The Wonders of Avian Architecture. 

“This is kind of like a superhero story where the dumb kid/future hero gets bitten by a radioactive Buddhist instead of a spider? If you can imagine how that plays out.”                                                                              Edward Applegate book review for The Andromeda Galaxy Press. 

“MJ is a Righteous Dude.”                                                                                                                                              Elvin Colder USA in America Planet Earth

                                                                                                     
“I like book!!”                                                                                                                                                                            Arf Arf Arf Ack Planet Shmalp

“I say, I say, I must say, what this book doesn’t say, is not worth saying.”    
Fred Ustanovich Inventor of the electric pencil and Gulf Stream handlebars.

“This book should be banned the last planet it was released on no longer exists and it is entirely because of this book. I see its being released on Earth now. I despair.”
P. Miller Sharp Left at The Milky Way 

“A rock’n’roll Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe.”                                                                                                  Melina Helkern planet Earth.

“Since The Politics of Afterlife Book Series was released announcing that God had taken his own life due to the mental anguish, he suffered witnessing the behaviour of the populace of the wider universe it’s all gone to hell in a shopping cart and now I hear in some galaxies they have made it into a musical!!”
Aurthur Dilberry author of the bestselling novel “The Best Mind-Altering Beverages in the Multiverse.”

We had to edit the following review as it was too long. The author Perri Weldon had typed the word Fantastic a few hundred thousand times.                                                                                                                                “Fantastic, Fantastic, Fantastic, etc.”                                                                                                                               Perri Weldon, Sunshine View, Proxima Centauri

“Echoes of ‘Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man' by James Joyce crossed with a bit of Pink Floyd!”                     Mike Whaley, The Universal Library on Planet Qunas (The one under the bus station, not the other one.)

“The E T’s on planet KnorKlow in the Dysentery System adopted the instructions or guidelines in this book to live by when it was published there one thousand years ago and they have been living in a veritable Utopia ever since. Well, they did have one huge horrific war where most of the population was wiped out, but it’s all good now.”                                                                                                                                                                      Quote from Pentrose and Montgomery History of the Universe, coffee table edition.

 "Slightly better than useless, and that’s a stretch.”                                                                                                  Harley Brent Unit 42 Space Station Colony at Sirius

“Isn’t it just a book about a dead, misogynistic, womanising, alcoholic singer, ??? WTF ???”                           Dean Phelps University of Military Clone Manufacturing.

Disclaimer.
The book is suitable for vegetarians, but using the pages to make healing smoothies is not recommended by the publisher although it is prescribed by the medical profession on many planets with the exception of Moxy Oron and Inersia Minor, where it is made into a tea instead and has been found to have a wonderful rehabilitating effect on unhinged violent criminals and small furry rodents with respiratory issues. The publisher cannot be held responsible for the consequences of this book being consumed, read, or used as a weapon, even in self defence.